Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"
Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)
Beküldő: obus 2006. augusztus 5.
A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.
Zach is such a fucking toad.
Beküldő: megnao flimpis 2003. július 4.
a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."
Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O


mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
Beküldő: aqworlds own i hate haxors! 2010. március 6.
Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
Beküldő: HailDarkLord 2010. február 16.
A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.
Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.
Beküldő: Godseystyle 2009. augusztus 25.
A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.
These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.
Beküldő: Anonymous 2002. december 4.
an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
Beküldő: moses6 2011. június 24.

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