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a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
#fuck #rico #transformers #niko #shit on my dick 'n shit #shit #dick #fuck me sideways
Beküldő: TheGorillaMist 2009. január 4.
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
#dammit #shit #fuck #bitch! #shitfuckdamn
Beküldő: i pun all nubbies 2007. június 5.
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
#anal sex #cornholing #buggery #browning #butt-fucking
Beküldő: raydio 2006. február 16.
N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
#darn #damn #shoot #fuck #shit #fuck my life (fml)
Beküldő: Clynnroff 2009. október 19.
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!
#infuriated #frustrated #disgusted #appalled #rustled jimmies.
Beküldő: Quadzy 2014. december 14.
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
#shit #dick #shit on #my dick #shit my dick
Beküldő: TrippinBallz 2008. július 16.
An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
#bukkake #yahtzee #shit on my dick #fuck my cock #kunt
Beküldő: Gatsby UNH 2011. május 12.
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