when one farts and shits at the same time
dude ive just sharted!
Beküldő: matty1980 2009. május 26.
Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.
"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"
Beküldő: The Real T-Rex 2007. november 7.
a very wet fart, an accidental shit
John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
Beküldő: Wawatay Sandy 2008. május 1.
A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.
"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.
Beküldő: ickabodCANE 2004. február 26.
When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.
I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.
Beküldő: Wyatt Mathews 2006. szeptember 9.
The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
Beküldő: superpooper 2008. június 15.
Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =]
Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!
Beküldő: Ellie and Liz 2007. február 9.

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