A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.
Person 1: remember that prison called school?
Person 2: yeah worst prison ever.
Beküldő: epicalex95 2014. március 29.
The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
Beküldő: Handmethatslushieplz 2014. március 29.
A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
Beküldő: Horanluver333 2014. február 8.
A place in which people who lack simple creativity learn how to make a living.
Guy 1: Hey man aren't you excited that we're going back to school?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.
Beküldő: Dr. P. Ness 2014. január 15.
A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
Beküldő: EdSwag 2013. november 8.
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School is basically death.
Beküldő: Holly345 2013. október 6.
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