A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
Beküldő: terryzz 2009. február 15.
Top Definition
sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
Beküldő: antonio 2004. június 26.
The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
Beküldő: Ray Podogg 2003. április 14.
The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
Beküldő: Bun-Ju 2003. november 27.
The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
Beküldő: Erin and Samantha 2003. április 21.
The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
Beküldő: Sue 2004. május 9.
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