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To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
Beküldő: Maximus Aurelius 2009. május 28.
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
Beküldő: Mat100 2009. január 7.
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
Beküldő: Calypso121 2016. április 3.
dick slapped
hillary got schlonged
Beküldő: demhatz 2016. április 2.
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
Beküldő: kennclie 2016. április 10.
Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.
Beküldő: g-windsor 2016. április 23.
To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
Beküldő: #StrangerDanger! 2016. április 4.
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