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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
Beküldő: Lenny Smith 2008. március 3.
A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
Beküldő: Sou'wester 2010. március 31.
A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...
A salmon is a FISH not some homo sex act made up by a pre-pubescent faggot.
Beküldő: Cost Co 2012. augusztus 26.
When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another
Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake
Beküldő: D$-Money 2012. június 14.
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
Beküldő: hashtagwyattspam 2013. április 8.
When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
Beküldő: Big Cucia Jake 2015. november 24.
What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
Beküldő: Shegoes 2015. április 1.

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