Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
= Many bloodsucking creatures.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!