Top Definition
The act of masturbation
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
Beküldő: Etan 2003. szeptember 5.
6 more definitions
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
Beküldő: burntham 2003. szeptember 5.
An awesome and alternate name for masterbation, jacking off, or pleasuring yourself.
Riley: "What's Erik doing in the corner?"

Aubrey: "He's having a one-some with himself."
Beküldő: Aubsy 2010. október 17.
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.
downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
Beküldő: braaphead 2006. november 3.
Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
Beküldő: chasebiaotch 2010. március 30.
another name for masterbation
Beküldő: thenumberonebitch 2003. szeptember 4.
I would assume this means masturbation.
Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
Beküldő: b-town 2003. szeptember 6.

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