a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
Beküldő: joe levy 2003. október 21.
alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
Beküldő: Hot Stuff! 2010. április 23.
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
Beküldő: 1-uptheguy 2009. április 9.
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
Beküldő: imsizzle 2010. december 12.
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Beküldő: luc richard mbah amoute 2009. április 13.
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
Beküldő: Twunce 2010. március 14.
Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
Beküldő: Soiled Undergarment 2003. augusztus 18.
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
Beküldő: bjmaniac 2010. július 16.

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