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guy who comes too quick during sex and doesn't get the girl off
"He came quick. He got his, I ain't getting mine, I'm like fuck."

"You done got you a muthafuckin minute man."
Beküldő: Stacy 2003. július 2.
(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.
That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!
Beküldő: keyshaw 2004. szeptember 24.
a guy who busts in a couple of minutes. i know alot of them and they know who they are.
these young boys are some minute men. i don't want no one minute man.
Beküldő: M-DOT 2005. március 30.
Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
Beküldő: Zalis 2004. január 25.
A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend
whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!
Beküldő: m 2005. április 20.
All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements:

1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- You MUST hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around).
3- You have to live in the woods.
4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!)
7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics... America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean America( I don´t know why people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it!

P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!)

GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
MINUTEMEN: On today´s meeting we want your Neo Nazi party to join us to wipe Mexicans off America.
NEO NAZI leader: Take all your smelly ass people and your crackhead ass out of my hall you fucking jerry springer fan motherfucker!
MINUTEMEN: But my grandpa was German and...
NEO NAZI: You wish ugly ass hick, go back home eat your grits and git r´done minute fuckman!!!!!!!!
Beküldő: Aldillo 2007. június 22.
A man who blows his load too quick before getting the woman off. Usually within 2 minutes.
Her: Have you ever slept with Russell?

Sister: No, hes married I do believe.

Her: Oh!!!! Well Russell definitely is a minute man, finishing before I ever came. I swear he was in my pussy for under a minute before he groaned and came.

Sister: Sounds like a waste of time!! Or lack their of
Beküldő: heyithappens 2015. március 30.

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