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short for knock out ! (british slang)
fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
Beküldő: kenji 2003. április 28.
Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
Beküldő: Yakityak 2006. augusztus 18.
To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
Beküldő: LeahSade 2006. november 23.
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
Beküldő: tkat 2014. március 20.
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
Unathi is a konk
Beküldő: Konk disease 2016. május 20.
A concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say "He just got Konked" or "konks on the table"
"He just got Konked" or "konks on the table" "What a Konk" "What a konky"
Beküldő: Konks mgee 2014. február 6.
A word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.
Why the konk did you just smash my new RiFF RAFF cd man?
Beküldő: yung murray slayer 2014. június 30.
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