A Jacob is a person that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when he sees a milf. On special occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.
Steven: Oh look it's Jacob!
Mitchell: Ok. I had better not let him see my mum. He might get a boner.
Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better put this moose somewhere where he cannot see it.
Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?
Beküldő: Leigh Crawford 2011. május 18.
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
Beküldő: gyhippo 2011. augusztus 18.
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
Beküldő: Definatore 2011. május 28.
Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
Beküldő: george blues 2011. április 11.
A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .
Practaly a tank kid

Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid
Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag
Beküldő: Sexygaynoob 2011. szeptember 29.
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
Beküldő: thecabbagechiccas 2011. július 6.
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
Beküldő: Partysoccer18002 2011. július 4.

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