Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
Beküldő: $yd 2011. december 29.
A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.
Beküldő: Lalala122345678910 2012. január 3.
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
Beküldő: ApuNahas 2013. március 28.
seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
Beküldő: george logan 2012. január 3.
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
Beküldő: musiclover26 2011. június 5.
A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.
You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
Beküldő: DeezNutsNigga 2011. november 27.
A very interesting guy who loves windmills, throws away a lot of trash, hes sweet & nice but can be very bizarre at times.He can get away with doing very weird things because nobody questions his motives. If you are a Jacob you love to snowboard and buy a lot of ski jackets. All Jacobs wear lime green and purple stripes and love to play soccer but like laccrosse better. They might love christmas cookies even though they are jewish and may wear pants that dont flatter theyre figure, but all in all if you are the only exception to his heart, you are a very lucky girl.
Why the hell is he running down the hallway in a superman cape? Ohh hes probably a Jacob
Beküldő: astabgurl 2011. január 22.

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