rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum
what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere
Beküldő: I'm jacking off 2003. szeptember 7.
Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)
Beküldő: Private P. Nuss 2004. augusztus 16.
The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.
Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.
Beküldő: Pirate Suite 2008. január 20.
What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
Beküldő: Pussy got everythang 2003. augusztus 20.
What I Do Like Every Other Day
I Am Gonna Jack off
Beküldő: Speedo Boy 2003. február 8.
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Beküldő: Zaza the Crazy Rogue 2007. június 27.
When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.
O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.
Beküldő: mysteryman123 2007. december 4.

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