Hobo, is a person that sleeps in the doorway of a police station - because one gets given free coffee. Trust me i tried it, its true. You get a donut too if you use your manners when recieving your coffee.
'Hello Cunt-stable. May you stretch your kindness out to one homeless person such as I, Lend me a helping hand, or a coffee. Please. I would also like that donut you shall be consuming. Thankyou Cunt-stable.