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"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
Beküldő: old skoolar 2013. május 26.
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
Beküldő: lazyfatbum 2009. május 3.
a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
Beküldő: hamlord3000 2015. június 4.
demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
Beküldő: Nomerofshrimp 2014. május 25.
An adjective to describe somebody who is full of themselves
Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.
Beküldő: salvo11 2014. április 1.
(v) to go crazy at a party after a long sober period. To go ham.
Look at them Vanderbrowns going ham.
Beküldő: robbieb 2014. február 23.
cured meat from a big
I'll have to do some p90 after eating all that ham
Beküldő: ilovelondon88 2012. április 6.
pussy, vagina
Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.

Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.

When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.
Beküldő: Timothy Bryce 2011. december 29.

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