Most commonly known as travellers, a typical gypsy man is A cheating, worm who lives in a caravan, usually situated in public recreation grounds or places similar. Their aim in life is to be as sneaky and as greedy as humanly possible. They are often seen haggling with local traders and sealing the deal with their famous 'travellers handshake'. They pay no tax and are self proclaimed 'businessmen'. they like show this off in the way they dress: a crisp, open collared shirt is usually worn, to compliment the famous greased down mullet/Mohawk and gold hoop earring. These gypsy lads are usually troll-like in their facial features due to the fact they are pure inbreds. The gypsy women of course, are a different story: Their lavish weddings have been seen by all on British television, which include the sickly, clashing colours of the bridesmaid dresses, and wedding dresses that give the girls scars of their hips. They do ofcourse, have no budget for this wedding as "daddy pays for it all" (probably with filthy, stolen taxpayers money). They drown themselves in fake tan and smother themselves in glitter. Gypsy weddings are a big social event where all the gypsy girls and boys meet and greet. Gypsy girls as young as 10 can be seen in eye watering neon yellow crop tops and hot pants, dutty-whining to the likes of usher and Rhianna, whilst trying to catch the eye of a lad so they can get grabbed and mouth-raped behind the nearest ford fiesta in the wedding reception car park.
Oh man, that gypsy wants to fight me for my shoes again
Beküldő: Qwerty ou 2013. július 14.
A word used to describe a negative experience, activity, personality trait, or happenstance.
"Work tonight was a gypsy."

"Thanks for gypsying my order, fast food employee."

"Bangkok Dangerous was a gypsy movie."
Beküldő: pimpnastee 2009. április 12.
A Woman Who Has A Startling Shade Of Red Hair, Watches Fucking Awesome Movies, Like Sweeney Todd, And Is Just A Plain Ass Wipe.
Man, Makinnah Is Such A Gypsy, But I'd Tap That Anyways.
Beküldő: Marhluh 2009. február 4.
People who have no choice but to steal to survive, often hated for it.
My gypsy friend stole a doll from a super wealthy spoiled brat.
Beküldő: TheMakerOfWords 2014. szeptember 21.
Someone who constantly loses their cell phone, never has ID and tries to pay for a taxi with a rogers video card.
I wish I could call my Gypsy friend Hannah.
Beküldő: Dingeramajama 2014. január 30.
great people who get underestimated and talked about over things that are stereo typical!
Gypsy-they respect their women and never hurt or abuse them and if they do there parents will hurt them! they respect others and will not burn down your house coz they feel like it! the girls arnt slag who get knocked up coz their not allowed until their married! they also love their children and look out for each other, they only fight for their rights that have been taken away from them because certain people didnt agree with their cultural background! how would you like it if WE called you?! you wouldnt, so dont call US!
Beküldő: PrincessPaige-Emily 2012. április 3.
a person persons or company that goes around stealing your customers. typically these gypsy's can be found in the lawn cutting business. a gypsy usually has a beat old truck some beat old equipment and most importantly beat old run down low life humans. it is also believed that these gypsy's have a secret wave to separate the gypsy community. i will be doing undercover work to find this wave out, also look out for the new gypsy rating system.
as i was driving down the road i seen a caravan of gypsy lawn cutters dragging their equipment behind them.

this mexican gypsy pirate came to cut my lawn today! u should have seen all his bling earrings he had. he asked my mom if he could rob her booty arrrggghhh and give her a pirate eye argh!!!!!!
Beküldő: the smartest crew 2010. június 13.

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