The act of hiding while a friend is having sex in the same room. As your friend didn't tell you to leave, and you are stuck there till your friend is done fucking, as afraid of being seen by the girl.
Dude...I was hanging out with my friend and he brought a girl up to bang without telling me, and I had to wait there ghosting for hours.
#girl #fuck #hide #afraid #corner
Beküldő: littlelago 2014. január 8.
When receiving a blow job just prior to climaxing make some smart ass comment to get the girl sucking your cock to laugh just as you blow your load. The result will be the same as making a friend laugh while they are drinking a glass of milk - only creamier.
1. I met this really hot girl at the club last night and ended up ghosting her.

2. My girl was blowing my the other day and I told her that stupid joke of yours. It totally ghosted her.
#cum #sperm #milk #laugh #goo #snot #blowjob #drink
Beküldő: Roundy 2008. február 22.
When a recumbent bicycle rider passes a diamond frame bicycle rider quickly (like a ghost in the night).
Lets go ghosting,... I want to show those fools on their diamond frames how slow they are.
#passing #overtaking #speeding #cruising #biking
Beküldő: Monkeysalad 2014. március 12.
Ghosting is the aftermath of being dead. Finding something funny then saying dont kill me, you become temporarily speechless. This is when ghosting comes into play.
Brenda said dfkm, ghosting!
or, deadd! Brenda became in the act of ghosting shortly after.
#dead #ghosting #death #funny #joke #died
Beküldő: squared+1 2012. július 3.
The art of stealing from someone directly without being seen by anyone at all. The perfect crime, the perfect theft.
Example 1.
Daniel fucking ghosted that asian kids cellphone without being seen by anyone while in a crowd of 20 scene kids.
Example 2.
Man that scene girl and her friends are fucking stupid, I'm ghosting her ipod.


#ghost #ghosted #ghosting #scene kids retarded #theft
Beküldő: mopeman 2008. szeptember 8.
When working in a multi-floor office, taking a shit on a floor that isn't yours without anyone knowing it, and leaving it there.
Kyle: Gotta go drop a deuce.
McMillan: Go ghosting in HR down two floors. That'll show the bastards...

Chad: Just got back from the can - someone took a gigantic shit on our floor and didn't flush!
Ron: WE'VE BEEN GHOSTED!
#duece #shit #poop #log #smokes
Beküldő: chineseninjafighter 2008. április 13.
To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room
kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."

mike: " We're going to hell."
#midget #ceiling fan #duck tape #too funny #hell #ghosting
Beküldő: Richard Stroka 2012. szeptember 28.
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