When a ghost gives you a handjob
"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
Beküldő: Ollimental 2010. április 8.
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while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
Beküldő: macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe 2009. július 10.
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
Beküldő: Hansonpaulsey 2009. október 11.
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
Beküldő: GhostfaceKillam 2011. október 17.
You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.
Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
Beküldő: dicknose 2014. május 6.
when a ghost or spirit's crotch passes through someone's face. most often in anime
Did you see that? Ryuk gave that guy a Ghostjob!!!!
Beküldő: The_Mask_Man 2014. december 7.
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.

Jimmy: Why?

Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Beküldő: Chuckadile 2011. december 21.

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