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moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!
#fat #slower #escalators #darkshadow #dark #shadow #staircase #that #moves #moving #move #elevator
Beküldő: darkshadow29 2010. július 29.
Essentially a set of moving stairs which transport an individual from high ground to low ground or from low ground to high ground.

There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.

Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.
Guy: Don't take the stairs, let's take the escalator - it's less effort.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.

Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager:'re fired.
#lazy #stairs #obese #elevator #lateness
Beküldő: Matt Cowan 2007. október 28.
When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arms flail backwards. He then proceeds to kick the woman's legs out from under her, grab onto her arms and ride her down the stairs.
"Dude, my girl told me she was pregnant"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"
#donkey punch #rodeo #hitler #dirty sanchez #houdini
Beküldő: Andrew Nicholson 2006. május 9.
Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.
"Rohan D took the escalator to the beauty saloon as he needed to look good for Felix, his date"
Beküldő: Felix 2005. szeptember 1.
The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.

There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
Beküldő: Escul 2015. november 28.
A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!
#idiot #retard #mong #twat #moron
Beküldő: Muddy Trump 2011. március 17.
1.escalator: someone whose drinking binge escalates with Vegas-like abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
you are so your drinking escalates, you go up the down...
#augment #boost #soar #snowball #beef up
Beküldő: terrilyndatoga 2010. július 24.
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