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eon
a long period of time
I haven't seen you in eons.
Beküldő: Coweater 2004. június 1.
Eon
A long fucking time
God, that stupid math class lasted an eon.
Beküldő: stoneangel30 2009. augusztus 26.
ages, a long time
not used much now.
i havent seen you for eons.
Beküldő: nicole chen 2006. június 17.
eon
*the longest amount of measurable time

*a kick ass song by 311
not an even field to be on
feels like standing still for eons and eons
Beküldő: jim 2005. március 8.
Eon
A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world
Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy
Beküldő: The church of the seven 2013. május 25.
eon
A rough measurement of time. Equivalent to about one week.
Problem running your robot with 2 week old software? Please, I fixed that like eons ago.
Beküldő: vectorized 2016. július 25.
EON
Exhale out nose

When you think somethings funny, but don't actually laugh out loud making LOL an inappropriate term.
Jeffrey:"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking."

Annette: "EON"
Beküldő: ogchacotaco 2016. június 16.
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