The kind of non thinking that a JW or Dub does that causes them to say the things they do. A special brand of logic that no one else has unless they get indoctrinated in countless boring meetings.
"Jesus came back to Earth in 1914 but no one noticed cuz he is, like, invisible. But we noticed because we have special leaders who decoded the Bible and figured it out. Then they told us. Really. This is not a joke."