The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
Beküldő: jason 2004. november 20.
Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
Beküldő: cakeofages 2008. augusztus 24.
(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption
"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."
Beküldő: systemofanup 2010. június 19.
To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.
Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.
Beküldő: eosbnnaarsh 2011. november 8.
When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.
"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*
Beküldő: Teenage mutant ginga penis 2014. november 22.

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