A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
#dick #penis #parasite #parasitic #evil #cock
Beküldő: TheHelpfulDoctor 2012. december 7.
Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
#dicks #12 #6 #inches #size #culture #black
Beküldő: Brackers21 2011. október 30.
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
#dick #pussy #sensitive #tough #kind #jerk
Beküldő: mashmallow515 2011. augusztus 6.
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
#dick #penis #weenie #richard #stupid #annoying
Beküldő: bunnybabe101 2009. október 24.
A Chicago word for the Police
Damn man the dicks be on to much bullshit

1) Pigs
2)Rolla'z
3) 5.0
4)Dick Boyz

#pigs #po-po's #rollas #dick boys #5.0
Beküldő: Sexy Ma 2006. február 24.
(V) To have sex with
When you and your friend walk into a store and see a girl you want to have sex with you say

"I want to dick her."
or
"I'd dick her"
#dick #afc #emo #fuck #boink
Beküldő: Net6Floz 2009. szeptember 30.
Dick's Drive In, commonly referred to as 'Dick's', is a burger joint that opened in the Wallingford District of Seattle in 1954. Dick's was made popular by its simple menu, fast service, and low prices. It became a small chain, which now has a total of five restaurants, all in the greater Seattle area. It remains the premier choice for burgers, shakes, and fries for anyone in or near Seattle.
Dick's is the place where the cool hang out,
the swass like to play, and the rich flaunt clout.

-Sir Mix a Lot
#dicks drive in #dicks #burger #drive in #dicks deluxe #dick's deluxe
Beküldő: A. Swanson 2006. január 27.
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