Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"
Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>
Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!