A creepy, overweight douchebag who masks his man-crushes on tall, dark-haired, athletic men by lamely hitting on underage girls only to be shot down time and time again. A person who never gets laid. A chronic masterbater.
Eric: Hey you have nice fingernails.
Allison: Um...thanks I guess.
Eric: Do you know my friend Derrick? He is awesome. He could have fun in a cardboard box!
Allison: That's kinda creepy. It sounds like you have a man-crush on him. You are such a delaet.