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The day before Christmas
December 24th.
Beküldő: irishrepublicanarmy 2003. december 24.
Quite possibly the longest day in the Gregorian calendar.
Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
#santa claus #christmas #jesus #eternity #shakespear #time #christmas eve #chrimbo #cashmas #$mas #xmas #jesusmas #fishmas
Beküldő: Har-Har 2009. december 24.
The Black Friday for procrastinators.
What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.
#christmas eve #black friday #procrastination #shopping #holidays
Beküldő: corporaltyler 2009. december 24.
Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
#santa #xmas #jolly #bitch #biatch
Beküldő: bandanasarerad 2006. október 30.
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