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An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.

Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
Beküldő: Ricky Turbo 2010. április 11.
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A new form of terrorism
My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan
Beküldő: ImportsAreGay 2010. március 4.
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awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.
1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.
Beküldő: fukin smart 2004. november 4.
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A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
Beküldő: ETFrocks!! 2009. június 23.
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A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.
I think I just squashed another Toyota.
Beküldő: Hoze 2003. december 7.
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Toyota is a shity jap car company that has let quality slip in the last few years. They just got surpassed by FORD (ford rules) in America. Any American who thinks these shity jap rice burnres are good are ignorant shit heads and need to go kill themselves.
BUY AMERICAN!!!!!!
bob- did you see that crappy piece of shit Toyota
bill- yeah fuck those goddamn japs
Beküldő: a great fucking american 2009. szeptember 29.
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Company with a new slogan:<p>From the same nice folks who gave you Pearl Harbor.
Beküldő: Da Dude 2003. október 17.
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