Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
attractive males work there, and the females that work there have big boobies .
Two>Noooo, its too late, that hobo's gonna want me to buy him a burrito again .
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.