A name. Typically the spawn of Satan. Loves to make people miserable and as unhappy as her abilities let possible. Widely unliked by many. Obnoxious beyond comprehension.
"Shelby, will you please go away!?"
"Shelby, you are driving me insane!!"
noun. Someone who is unwanted by nature, of or relating to a gay dog.
Suzy, a shelby baby, was unloved by her parents who always viewed her as a mistake.
Your dog Spike is such a shelby, it has not stopped humping Bob since we arrived home.
resembling a man. boobless. tough. manly.
that guy reminds me of shelby!!!
She is stuck in the middle of the popular/loserz group. She just wants to make everyone happy but it will eventually backfire. Shelby thinks she is really pretty and good at singing but everyone knows she really...isn't. This girl needs a MAKEOVER!
Person 1: Hay, Shelby! Your soooooo pretty!
Shelby: I know! I get that a lot......
Person 1: Oh.......
"your a slut, you had sex at a party." yet shelby is the one who gets with 3 guys in one week.
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.