stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
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Beküldő: Jay 2004. január 21.
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Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical
I need a knife... stat....
Beküldő: PorscheFanatic 2004. március 19.
An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
Beküldő: Jules112 2009. február 15.
asap, right away, without delay
comon muthafucka suck muh dick..stat!
Beküldő: gerald 2004. július 31.
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Beküldő: CapnCrouton 2004. május 12.
Shortened version of the word statutory. Used to describe a girl that is significantly younger than yourself. Who may or may not be 18 years old.
"What's up bro you tryna hang out with some stats tonight?"

"Nah man, they are still in highschool. Like they just got their licenses."
"Well a license to drive is a license to ride"
"That is fucked up"
Beküldő: Pleasanton, CA 2015. január 25.
Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".
Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.
Beküldő: Paul "Bonnie" 2007. április 23.

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