The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
Beküldő: imrichfuckbitches 2009. január 26.
2 more definitions
The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.
Rocky river is amazing. Oh wait, no its not.
Beküldő: Inotfunny 2015. május 31.
the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."
Beküldő: CarlyKillsYouTM 2008. július 10.