Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'

Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.

^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'

LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'

Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.

(Actual conversation)
Beküldő: LalaLollypop 2006. november 23.
When you say something completely irrevelant to the subject of discussion, do something out of the ordinary, or think of completely different things at one time.
Damn, that was random.
Beküldő: SuperSonicX 2005. szeptember 18.
Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging
Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.

OR

If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
Beküldő: ManOfTheDiaspora 2005. június 11.
Something someone says completely out of the blue; used this sudden outburst.
Joe: Hey man did you finish your math?
Henry: WHEN AH TURN ROUNDDDDD AH SEEEE
... JEEEEEESUS!
Joe: Ok, so no?
Henry: mr body massage machine GO!
Beküldő: efrserse 2005. június 7.
16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them
bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap
Beküldő: keiran 2004. december 9.
1)A person who doesn't matter and/or has no significance. 2) A person you don't know.
S: I think I had a sex dream last night.
K: With who?
S: Well see, I dont remember. I think it was a random.
Beküldő: K Mizzle 2004. november 29.
1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly
1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!
Beküldő: theunknowngl 2004. október 16.

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