A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
Beküldő: chris leisure 2010. december 9.
Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
Beküldő: fran429 2006. június 29.
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
Beküldő: pony graph 2009. november 12.
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
Beküldő: eastereggalex18 2009. június 15.
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
Beküldő: spurstildeath 2014. január 5.
A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
Beküldő: J4G 2011. február 17.
Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.
If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.
Beküldő: Wifey McBeatey 2007. május 16.

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