the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse
Beküldő: teh_lulz_SMD90 2010. április 14.
1. an extremely sexy girl who every guy wants to fuck.

2. a girl who likes to party hard, she'll dance with you all night.

3. a girl you makes you hard than a cinderblock.

4. a girl who's quiet but loud with her friends, usually has brown eyes, is sexy and every guy wants her and she make you hard. she also is a party girl.

5. a girl who makes you jack off or have a boner.
"Hey Justin, did you see her?"

"Yea Sean, she was hott."

"Yea dude she's a Miracle."
Beküldő: lalalaloveyoubabe 2013. október 29.
Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.
The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!
Beküldő: etheranger 2010. február 19.
Something so positively remarkable as to evoke 'ooh's and 'aah's from all listeners.
It was a miracle that the baby was born and the mother survived considering the circumstances.
Beküldő: acorn1 2009. szeptember 20.
An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.
A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Beküldő: CaptainProcrastinate 2015. május 4.
The equal of listening to justin bieber and survivng.
I just survived "BABY". THIS IS A MIRACLE
Beküldő: spiderpussy 2015. április 12.
A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.
If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.
Beküldő: 3standarddevs 2011. január 11.

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