(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.
He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
Beküldő: Thatwaslike8yearsago 2012. október 21.
when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"
Beküldő: Joseph Saint 2007. augusztus 17.
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
Beküldő: GREENYCREW 2007. szeptember 10.
Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
Beküldő: LadyRj 2011. március 26.
when someone searches urbandictionary.com in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas
Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing
Beküldő: sheetsbeast 2009. március 9.
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
Beküldő: GREENYCREW 2007. szeptember 10.
verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
Beküldő: truthbitch 2009. szeptember 20.

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