Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
Beküldő: B-ball fan. 2005. január 2.
Someone who's name every black man yells when he either...
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car
"Kobe!"
"The fuck?!"
#bryant #lakers #basketball #black #yell
Beküldő: KobeShmoby 2014. július 23.
1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.
1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!
#synonyms: supreme #superior #greatest antonyms: failure #inferior #worthless.
Beküldő: Black Ranger 2012. január 21.
When you see a female you wanna rape and get away with it.
"Kobe!" - optional hand in the air like after shooting a three pointer
#fuck #sex #basketball #rape #lakers
Beküldő: T206 2011. április 22.
A word used to describe tossing a small object into or towards a goal of some sort, followed by an unneeded, over dramatic celebration.

To be considered a true Kobe, the toss must require no skill, and must be so painfully simple that anyone could easily repeat the same toss.
You toss a used sheet of paper into the trash can directly beside your desk. KOBE MOTHA FUKAS!!!!! And then you erratically begin to dance and wave your arms while running circles around the room.
#skill #kobe bryant #toss #difficult #celebration
Beküldő: Lord Azzarth 2010. december 23.
Making a goal with complete luck without even trying
*Throws crumbled peace of paper at wall out of anger above trash can and makes it in the trash can*

Mark:Damnn Kobe
#luck #jordan #pro #lucky #good
Beküldő: ColdflamedMike 2010. február 25.
24 inch rims for your ride.
Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!
#big rims #wheels #shoes #veinte cuatro's #dubs
Beküldő: Freddy Ortiz 2008. június 18.
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