This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.
The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.
Beküldő: Scotty Too Hotty 2014. február 11.
The quality relating, but not limited to, the man, concept, or idea of JARROD!
JARROD!
Beküldő: Gillumandblair 2010. november 10.
Also known as Afrothunda. His choco-latte skin and light green eyes that sparkle in the sunlight are simply irresitable. His dance moves are intriguing and no one can do the the bird- jerk like he can. It will make you wet your pants at the sight of these gracious movements. He is the king of T-Nasty 5 and gets whatever single (or taken ) ladies (or guys) he wants.
Jarrod: What's a fifteen letter phrase for having a good time
Daniel: What, tell me! I must know!!
Jarrod: She went to Jarrod!
Daniel: Dude, I want in on that!
Beküldő: McLovin from T-nasty 5 2010. november 17.
guy that tells secrets to people
jarrod
Beküldő: Peanut Better Nepic Time 2013. november 6.
a dude with an incredibly large dick and he wants small boys named daniel :P
that man is jarrod. man jarrod ur dick is huge
Beküldő: shlongdingdongs 2011. június 7.
a giant Dum Dum......the bestest Dum Dum at that
Hey Jarrod, I like it when you call me Dirt.
Beküldő: Artgirl1028 2010. április 13.
Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.
Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
Beküldő: Tits On A Stick 2008. július 10.

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