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A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
Beküldő: Robolunius Maximus 2014. január 28.

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