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Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
Beküldő: The Funktapus 2013. január 8.

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