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During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".
"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"
#john stewart #english breakfast #ann coulter #english #breakfast #poop #piss #anchovies #wombats #tea party
Beküldő: NotJohnStewart 2013. december 3.
To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
#scat #face shit #morning thunder #rise and shine #poop
Beküldő: Dan Rich 2006. február 18.
During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

#english #breakfast #tea #crumpets #morning #sex #poop #piss #duck #butter
Beküldő: D. Butter 2009. január 26.
When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
#english breakfast #sack #balls #tea #gooch
Beküldő: British Gentleman 2008. január 21.
When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
#english #breakfast #tea #bag #piss
Beküldő: albynospyder 2015. július 28.
a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
#water #aspirin #hangover #alcohol #breakfast
Beküldő: tyronedashizzle 2007. április 30.
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
#english breakfast #tossed salad #fart #ass eating #juicy farts
Beküldő: Chubbs Rambone 2011. július 27.
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