One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.
One who likes not to shower or bathe
One who never changes their clothes
The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in
that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail
they like to emmet(shag)sheep
ya shower of emmets(bastards)
One of thousands of stinking, sweating tourists that haul their fat arses down to Cornwall every summer and pollute our beaches with their foul stench, beer cans, used condoms and mcdonalds wrappers.
Easily identifiable by their crisp red skin, "damn seagulls" hat, and Fat Willy's jumper.
Origin unknown. Believed to be derived from the Cornish word for 'ant', due to the similarity of a plague of tourists descending on a town to a colony of ants. This is unlikely however, as the Cornish word for 'ant' is 'morya'.
"Wish we could stop all these emmets invading our country every summer, but they pays our wages, so t'would be silly really."
they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.
emmet2- 'best get tut lahf gard dave'