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A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.
"IM EMBALMER HON!"
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A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
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Pissed of Undertaker:
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.
Embalmer just tag teamed Jmechys mom with Rebel

**also see Rebel
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