A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
Beküldő: Shaunniewashere 2013. július 22.
Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
Beküldő: Nikuya 2012. március 11.
1. Some1 One That is Realyy Cool
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game
1.Omg, Elis Is Proper Cool
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!
Beküldő: eomeomeom 2008. szeptember 2.
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
Beküldő: ArmaniXXX 2011. március 23.
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
Beküldő: bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow 2009. május 12.
Crusty, musty old semen.
Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!
Beküldő: Bankotsu 2005. március 19.
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