Eli
A guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He's very loyal despite his past, and when he says he loves you, he really means it.
He may show many or all of the following characteristics/tendencies:
- love Disney songs
- be a bit nerdy (ex.- using three computers at once)
- be obsessed with Jeeps
- like to "build shit"
- be an extremely good cuddler
- like peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
- use expressions such as "OMGWTFBBQ"
- know EVERYONE (if you don't know him, you will meet him eventually)
I love Eli. I'm lucky to have him. He should come take a nap with me.
Beküldő: 10587654 2009. január 11.
Eli
An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.
Wow, he just threw for an Eli.
Beküldő: Payton Manning 2013. október 6.
ELI
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
Beküldő: the ELI team 2009. április 6.
(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.
My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.
Beküldő: Shiri 2004. május 19.
Eli
A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
Beküldő: Shaunniewashere 2013. július 22.
Eli
Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
Beküldő: Nikuya 2012. március 11.
1. Some1 One That is Realyy Cool
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game
1.Omg, Elis Is Proper Cool
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!
Beküldő: eomeomeom 2008. szeptember 2.

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