"I don't know."
"Sure you don't."
"What is that meant to mean."
"It means you do not have an electric banana. It means you're desperate. It means you can't get a man to put his cock in your pussy."
"For your information I have been screwing your boyfriend every night this month."
"no, no you just push the horn and hit the pedal" (beepbeep)
"is it out of gas?"
"NO!!! ITS ELECTRIC!"