An undercover Communist
Democrats=All the liberal cocksucks trying to make America Communist
Beküldő: Gthang45 2009. május 18.
THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.
Beküldő: Ed Zimmer 2007. november 17.
Democrats are a political party who enjoy doing exactly what their opponents, the Republicans, don't want, even if it is not a smart idea. For example, they enjoy being nice to terrorists. They also like to point out anything even minorly racist any Republican ever says. Democrats also find delight in raising people's taxes, for no reason at all. Also, the democrats are known to blame Bush for everything bad that happens in their lives.

* This is a list of traits of the typical democrats. However, there are many exceptions to this. there are many good people in the world who happen to be democrats. I know several, and they are great company. This article applies to people who are famous FOR being democrats (ex. Al Gore, Bill Clinton, etc...) IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE DEMOCRATS, such as the democrats from New Providence, and other small towns.
Famous Democrat: Hey, that's a nice lunch you have there, I hope you don't mind if I take half of it.
Person: Why?
Famous Democrat: Because it belongs to the Government, and not you.
Person: Look, I'm a democrat too, and am I asking for your lunch?
Famous Democrat: But I am a famous democrats.
Person: Look, I don' t mean to be rude, and I'm all for democracy, but can I eat my lunch in peace please?
Famous Democrat: You mean our lunch.
Beküldő: a Concerned Citizen 2013. október 29.
People that hate Bush.
Person A: I do not like Obama's new stimulus package.

Person B: We democrats know that it is Bush's fault.

Person A: What?
Beküldő: Rand Paul 2011. április 27.
An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
Beküldő: RonnieRaygunX 2009. május 18.
African-Americans (black people)
The origins of this definition come from the fact that 95% of African-Americans are members of the Democratic Pary.
Northeast DC is full of Democrats.
Beküldő: dmy5 2005. május 9.
1)someone who cares greatly what foriegners think such as Slavs, Frogs, and Krauts. Even despite the fact that the USA has defeated or saved all these people numerous times.
2) people that say they stand for the little man, despite all poor people vote republican and all rich people vote democrat.
3) people that want to cut the military funding even though foriegn nations in the middle east are getting more aggressive every second
People like Hillary Clinton are carpet bagging democrats that have never had a real job in their lives.
Beküldő: popisdead 2005. február 7.

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