Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.
Beküldő: EltonHurrell 2006. június 23.
A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.
"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"

"That's it, I'm getting curtains".
Beküldő: Vitaliy 2004. október 3.
Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
Beküldő: ian 2004. január 21.
Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.
"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"
Beküldő: Mister Oz 2005. augusztus 6.
Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
Beküldő: Harper Ingram 2006. július 14.
It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for
When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains
Beküldő: Therightmeanings 2016. augusztus 2.
A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny
Beküldő: Shanillia 2016. június 17.
Ingyenes Napi Email

Add meg az email címed, hogy minden reggel értesülhess a nap szaváról

Az emailek a daily@urbandictionary.com feladótól érkeznek. Nem fogunk szemetet küldeni.

×