Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
Beküldő: 3-BAG 2008. november 10.
Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."
Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.
Beküldő: ThatApplebeesGuy12345 2013. február 4.
Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
Beküldő: lemnefresh 2010. július 5.
1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
Beküldő: mike_hawk_69 2009. augusztus 12.
Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.
Beküldő: Wayneld iz from flint 2010. május 30.
Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth
that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream
Beküldő: stewartMalc 2008. szeptember 1.
after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
Beküldő: Cordova...FUCK!!! 2008. március 29.

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